Huston, we have a problem

The scene: Huston Lake Park at Zuni and W. Ohio

Mary: "BlogDog, sit."

BlogDog: "These leaves are scratchy."

Mary: "BlogDog, buddy -- sit."

BlogDog: "Sitting is over-rated."

Mary, moving closer: "Sit!"

BlogDog: "Not going to happen."

Mary: "What's up, Bloggy? Sit! This picture is for your your seventh-to-last post. Don't you want to look cute and approachable?'

BlogDog: "I must be ready for action. Do you see the attitude on the geese around this place?"